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sherlocksmyth:

how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?

notafraidofstopping876:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

the Earth is round
deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

idreamedadreamthenidied:

so my history teacher made a twitter and always gives us updates on it in class and the other day e announced that he reached 100 followers so this kid pulled out his phone and said WELL GUESS WHAT IM UNFOLLOWING YOU HAHA BACK TO 99 and unfollowed him so my teacher leaned in really close to him and said “i’ve got 99 followers but a bitch ain’t one”

WAIT JUST A FUCKING SECOND 

lesbian-god:

When I was a kid I would be like “ew boys” and my mom would say “darling, some day you’ll like boys” but congratulations mom I’m a lesbian so ew boys

thirstfollower:

bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

man named bill, constantly bored.  it’s a billboard

follow for more jokes like that one

A man named jerry who works out his biceps. It’s a jerry curl

a man named jack is always watching porn

he’s constantly jacking off

ghostkitten69:

awwww-cute:

My brother’s cat, Otis. He sat like this for 15 minutes, totally transfixed. Every time they would roar, he meowed back

dream big, Otis
tearkat:

Sharpay has changed so much 

rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead