Oh my god Becky

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sixpenceee:

wrinkledough:

here’s something creepy for sixpenceee: i heard my dog panting outside my door, but then i heard her barking downstairs, and i can still hear the panting. im home alone.

weowned8000saladplates:

springtimepunz:

pixies-shootin:

annabjorgmans:

If only…

Does anyone notice Kermit in the corner

YAS.

There is nothing I don’t love about this

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

skaret:

leaves bird unattended 1 minute
comes back
suddenly glove party
havexheart:

No matter what combination, these are all gold.

frilllyknickers:

rubee:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

you know what else hurts?????????? getting abused for being a ‘bad person’ because you didnt want to date somebody that you werent interested in

Yeeeessss

dumbkili:

family dinners more like

image

rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance