Now that it’s spring I should probably shave my legs
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
with a period, end of story.
perhaps you’re just marrying a norman
everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.
WHAT IS MINE
“Half the world’s starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.”
Roseanne Barr (via disappolnted)